Passive Aggression
(John Lennon - Imagine)

Come on ya douchebags, we're all on the same team!

People have been stressed at work lately. I’ve heard on numerous occasions from different friends that they’re “so stressed” at work. I’ve got a solution for you folks. The next time someone at work gives you work that they should be doing themselves, gives you an unreasonable deadline, or just pisses you off with their annoying laugh – go find their car in the parking lot. Once you find their car, whip off your pants; hop on the hood and take a big shit on their windshield. When you’re done this, break into their car and turn on the wipers. Run back to your desk and watch from your window as that person leaves work. You’ll feel exponentially better.

Passive aggression at its best.

I teach a class on passive aggression every day of the week. Contact me if you’d like to attend. Car required.